As you walk past my table, with your baby in arms:
I don't mind seeing your baby belly between your low-riser pants and too short tshirt.
I don't mind seeing your nice tatoo on your hip bone either.
But boy, I so don't want to see your caesarean scar! If I wanted to, I would look at my own!
They used to call it a bikin cut, which means it blends with your bikini line.... um, when will the dreaded hipsters go out of fashion? Soon? Please?